Summertime seemed to be a problem for us. Well, maybe not us. Just me.
The boys had a whole lot more time to get up to Shenanigans, and they
took advantage of every single moment.
My boys’
spent one whole summer making bicycle trails.
The trails were elaborate. The
boys worked their butts off. They cut
scrub pines, dug out their trails, made jumps, ditches, and things I had a really
hard time walking through. I could walk
down every single trail from the old house to the creek, in moccasins so they
wouldn’t hear me coming, but this one challenged me.
Then, they
found my plastic wrap. I never bought it
at the grocery store – I bought the HUGE rolls from Sam’s Club. Kinda, sorta, had to. Bunch of kids, very few left-overs, but we
didn’t waste food. Ever. If they didn’t eat it the pigs would. SOMETHING would always eat it if it didn’t
eat them first. Last resort was the
compost bin, so I could put it in the garden the next spring. I’d get great tomatoes, melons, cucumbers..
and get to eat it again in some form or fashion.
Well, they found my plastic wrap, took
it, and it was a major game changer on the bicycle paths.
The boys
took turns sneaking out, plastic wrap in hand, and wrapping it between
trees. You see where this is going, and
you really can’t see that stuff until it’s about to take you out. Barreling down a trail on a bicycle is not
the right time to see it.
Racing the
trails became a passion. Up the path,
down the hill, hit a jump – and then BAM!
Bike keeps going. Kid on the
ground. No broken bones, but still… Racing the trails was never boring. Even trying to walk ‘em was a challenge.
Another
special summer entertainment was stealing Mama’s braziers.
Every single bra I owned
disappeared. Every single one. We had one laundry room, six people’s clothes
in it, so I guess mine was an easy target.
I finally found my bras. They were nailed between trees. My boys’ figured out you could launch more
from a bra than you could from a sling-shot.
All I can say is that I’ve survived
so far. The good, the bad and the ugly.
Bess
A jack
of all trades, Ms. Tuggle has been a Covington resident since the late
70’s. She's been a K-Mart cashier, cabinet builder, vet tech, office
manager for a beef cattle ranch and water well company (where she was
able to hold benefits for D.A.R.E. and Scouts), a court reporter,
business manager, assistant at a private investigation firm, legal
assistant, convenience store clerk, landscaper and elementary school
substitute teacher. Her greatest pleasure is being a wife, mother and
grandmother. Her stories are all real, and all names will be withheld
to protect the innocent, and also maybe the guilty, depending on the
crime & the Statute of Limitations.